Cast[]
In order of appearance
VALENTINE |
ASG Agent/Soldier; (surviving) member of The Last Hope |
PAINWHEEL |
Abducted schoolgirl forcibly turned ASG Lab 0 Agent/Soldier; best friend of FILIA |
BRAIN DRAIN |
Head of ASG Lab 0; ASG scientist |
MEDICI GOON with TOMMY GUN* |
Medici-affiliated member |
MEDICI GOON with KNIFE |
Medici-affiliated member |
NB: *refers to Thompson Submachine Gun
Synopsis[]
Blurb[]
Horror? Rage? Emotional trauma? Good. Everything is going according to plan.
Script[]
Act 1[]
INT – ANTI-SKULLGIRL LAB ZERO Six months ago… | |
VALENTINE |
Blood transfusion successful. Vitals holding steady. Both the Buer Drive and Gae Bolga parasite are settling nicely - looks like we've FINALLY found a match. |
PAINWHEEL |
Uuugghhh, wha…? |
VALENTINE |
Motor responses functional. Excellent. |
END OF INTRODUCTION | |
NODE 1 | |
VALENTINE |
I need to examine your hand-eye coordination. |
PAINWHEEL |
N-no… hurts too much… |
VALENTINE |
Excellent. |
(fight proceeds) END OF NODE 1 | |
NODE 2 | |
VALENTINE |
You have to push beyond the pain. Use it to fuel your rage! |
PAINWHEEL |
Grrraaahh! Get… AWAY FROM ME! |
VALENTINE |
See? Pain is the ultimate motivator. |
(fight proceeds) END OF NODE 2 | |
BOSS NODE | |
VALENTINE |
I know that it hurts, but whatever you're feeling doesn't compare to what many experienced during the Grand War at the hands of the Skullgirl. |
PAINWHEEL |
S-Skullgirl? Don't… care… |
VALENTINE |
You'd like to go home? Have things go back to normal? |
(fight proceeds) | |
PAINWHEEL |
No… more… TALKING!!! |
VALENTINE |
Alright. You've passed your first exam. Go and rest. |
BRAIN DRAIN |
She's impressive, if a bit unpredictable. |
VALENTINE |
I can handle her. |
BRAIN DRAIN |
We'll see. I have some tests I'd like you to administer… |
END OF BOSS NODE END OF ACT 1 |
Act 2[]
INT – ANTI-SKULLGIRL LAB ZERO | |
VALENTINE |
And how are we on this beautiful morning? |
PAINWHEEL |
Hnngghh… Tired… |
VALENTINE |
Wonderful, wonderful. You'll be delighted to hear that there's a change in plans for today's session: You're going out. |
PAINWHEEL |
Out? |
VALENTINE |
There's a Medici operation on the edge of town that we'd like your… input on. |
PAINWHEEL |
Medici… |
END OF INTRODUCTION | |
CUT TO: EXT – DOWNTOWN | |
MEDICI GOON (TOMMY GUN) |
Go ahead and say that to me again, and this time, LISTEN to yourself. |
MEDICI GOON (KNIFE) |
Okaaay. A giant saxophone wearing a trench coat hit three of our-- |
PAINWHEEL |
RARRRGGHH! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! |
END OF NODE 1 | |
NODE 2 | |
PAINWHEEL |
Different. This feels… different. Why? WHY? |
MEDICI GOON (KNIFE) |
What the hell is THAT?! |
MEDICI GOON (TOMMY GUN) |
What, you mean that… helicopter… rage… monster? |
END OF NODE 2 | |
BOSS NODE | |
PAINWHEEL |
No… isn't right! |
(fight proceeds) | |
VALENTINE |
Congratulations, Painwheel! That was a thoroughly devastating job well-done. |
PAINWHEEL |
No… No more… No more hurting. |
VALENTINE |
No? Foolish girl. |
PAINWHEEL |
I don't care! |
VALENTINE |
I see. |
PAINWHEEL |
I… I'm… |
VALENTINE |
…feeling a tad hypocritical? |
PAINWHEEL |
No, I'm not.. I don't… Shut up! |
VALENTINE |
Oh, I see - you want to leave? Then leave. See where it'll take you. |
END OF BOSS NODE END OF ACT 2 |
Act 3[]
INT – ANTI-SKULLGIRL LAB ZERO | |
BRAIN DRAIN |
What happened!? How did Painwheel escape? |
VALENTINE |
It's all under control. I let her leave. |
BRAIN DRAIN |
You what?! |
VALENTINE |
We did your test, and now we're doing mine. |
END OF INTRODUCTION | |
CUT TO: EXT – MAPLECREST | |
NODE 1 | |
PAINWHEEL |
Maplecrest… Home… |
(fight proceeds) END OF NODE 1 | |
NODE 2 | |
RANDOM PERSON |
Get out of the road you stupid kid! Save the COSTUME for Halloween! |
PAINWHEEL |
It's not a…! GRAAHHHHH! |
(fight proceeds) END OF NODE 2 | |
BOSS NODE | |
PAINWHEEL |
M-mom? Dad? |
(fight proceeds) | |
PAINWHEEL |
NO! My parents… what if… they see what I've become… |
BRAIN DRAIN (Radio) |
Hmph, enough with this… emotional charade. |
PAINWHEEL |
Hnnnnggghhh! GRAAAHH!!! |
BRAIN DRAIN (Radio) |
It is time to move you out of the nurse's ward and into my… intensive care. |
PAINWHEEL |
No… I was so close… |
END OF BOSS NODE END OF ACT 3 END OF “GROWING PAINS” |