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Cast[]

In order of appearance

VALENTINE

ASG Agent/Soldier; (surviving) member of The Last Hope

PAINWHEEL

Abducted schoolgirl forcibly turned ASG Lab 0 Agent/Soldier; best friend of FILIA

BRAIN DRAIN

Head of ASG Lab 0; ASG scientist

MEDICI GOON with TOMMY GUN*

Medici-affiliated member

MEDICI GOON with KNIFE

Medici-affiliated member

NB: *refers to Thompson Submachine Gun

Synopsis[]

Blurb[]

Horror? Rage? Emotional trauma? Good. Everything is going according to plan.

Script[]

Act 1[]

INT – ANTI-SKULLGIRL LAB ZERO

Six months ago…

VALENTINE

Blood transfusion successful. Vitals holding steady. Both the Buer Drive and Gae Bolga parasite are settling nicely - looks like we've FINALLY found a match.

PAINWHEEL

Uuugghhh, wha…?
Who are you?! Where am I?!

VALENTINE

Motor responses functional. Excellent.
Now get up.

END OF INTRODUCTION

NODE 1

VALENTINE

I need to examine your hand-eye coordination.
Come. Fight me.

PAINWHEEL

N-no… hurts too much…

VALENTINE

Excellent.

(fight proceeds)

END OF NODE 1

NODE 2

VALENTINE

You have to push beyond the pain. Use it to fuel your rage!

PAINWHEEL

Grrraaahh! Get… AWAY FROM ME!

VALENTINE

See? Pain is the ultimate motivator.

(fight proceeds)

END OF NODE 2

BOSS NODE

VALENTINE

I know that it hurts, but whatever you're feeling doesn't compare to what many experienced during the Grand War at the hands of the Skullgirl.
And you… you have the gift to shake it all off.

PAINWHEEL

S-Skullgirl? Don't… care…

VALENTINE

You'd like to go home? Have things go back to normal?
There will BE no home for ANY OF US when the Skullgirl returns!
Your suffering will end when the Skullgirl is dead.
Your previous identity is no longer important. From now on, you are ASG-87, code name: Painwheel

(fight proceeds)

PAINWHEEL

No… more… TALKING!!!

VALENTINE

Alright. You've passed your first exam. Go and rest.

BRAIN DRAIN

She's impressive, if a bit unpredictable.

VALENTINE

I can handle her.

BRAIN DRAIN

We'll see. I have some tests I'd like you to administer…

END OF BOSS NODE

END OF ACT 1


Act 2[]

INT – ANTI-SKULLGIRL LAB ZERO

VALENTINE

And how are we on this beautiful morning?

PAINWHEEL

Hnngghh… Tired…

VALENTINE

Wonderful, wonderful. You'll be delighted to hear that there's a change in plans for today's session: You're going out.

PAINWHEEL

Out?

VALENTINE

There's a Medici operation on the edge of town that we'd like your… input on.

PAINWHEEL

Medici…

END OF INTRODUCTION

CUT TO:

EXT – DOWNTOWN

MEDICI GOON (TOMMY GUN)

Go ahead and say that to me again, and this time, LISTEN to yourself.

MEDICI GOON (KNIFE)

Okaaay. A giant saxophone wearing a trench coat hit three of our--
…oh.

PAINWHEEL

RARRRGGHH! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

END OF NODE 1

NODE 2

PAINWHEEL

Different. This feels… different. Why? WHY?

MEDICI GOON (KNIFE)

What the hell is THAT?!

MEDICI GOON (TOMMY GUN)

What, you mean that… helicopter… rage… monster?
Whatever it is, RUN!!!

END OF NODE 2

BOSS NODE

PAINWHEEL

No… isn't right!
Continue… mission…?! But… these feelings…
Stop it! STOP IT!
RARRRGGGHHHHH!

(fight proceeds)

VALENTINE

Congratulations, Painwheel! That was a thoroughly devastating job well-done.

PAINWHEEL

No… No more… No more hurting.

VALENTINE

No? Foolish girl.
You're here to save the world. You don't get to say no.

PAINWHEEL

I don't care!

VALENTINE

I see.
What if I told you those Medici reprobates were the ones responsible for snatching you from your family all those months ago?

PAINWHEEL

I… I'm…

VALENTINE

…feeling a tad hypocritical?
It's quite alright, there's nothing wrong with taking pleasure in sharing your pain with others, especially those who've wronged you.
You'll find your powers are fueled by that hate.

PAINWHEEL

No, I'm not.. I don't… Shut up!
SHUT UP! RARRRGGHHHH!

VALENTINE

Oh, I see - you want to leave? Then leave. See where it'll take you.
I'll even open the door for you.

END OF BOSS NODE

END OF ACT 2


Act 3[]

INT – ANTI-SKULLGIRL LAB ZERO

BRAIN DRAIN

What happened!? How did Painwheel escape?

VALENTINE

It's all under control. I let her leave.

BRAIN DRAIN

You what?!

VALENTINE

We did your test, and now we're doing mine.

END OF INTRODUCTION

CUT TO:

EXT – MAPLECREST

NODE 1

PAINWHEEL

Maplecrest… Home…
So many flowers, and trees…
I feel… calm.

(fight proceeds)

END OF NODE 1

NODE 2

RANDOM PERSON

Get out of the road you stupid kid! Save the COSTUME for Halloween!

PAINWHEEL

It's not a…! GRAAHHHHH!

(fight proceeds)

END OF NODE 2

BOSS NODE

PAINWHEEL

M-mom? Dad?
This.. this is… home…
Not… going to recognize me… have to get… this mask off.
Nnngghh! It won't come off!
Aghh! What did they do to me!?

(fight proceeds)

PAINWHEEL

NO! My parents… what if… they see what I've become…

BRAIN DRAIN (Radio)

Hmph, enough with this… emotional charade.
Return to Lab Zero at once. We have much to discuss.

PAINWHEEL

Hnnnnggghhh! GRAAAHH!!!
Nngghh…
Must… Comply.

BRAIN DRAIN (Radio)

It is time to move you out of the nurse's ward and into my… intensive care.

PAINWHEEL

No… I was so close…
Mom…
Dad…..

END OF BOSS NODE

END OF ACT 3

END OF “GROWING PAINS”

Node Maps[]

Act 1[]

Act 2[]

Act 3[]

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